I just watched it. Don’t be like me. I will never un-see what I saw, and it is not worth seeing.

I ordered three of the sandwiches Sunday night for my kids to try. The app said it would take 40-45 minutes, and my order was at 7:22 p.m., so I showed up at 8:00.

The place was packed and they asked my name, then said “It will be about an hour.”

“Um, it’s been almost an hour already,” I said. “It’s 8:09 now.” The…

I couldn’t get past “Chaco Tacos.”

It’s weird, and a bit stalkerish, that you follow me even in the grays on these sites. I guess you like me! Thanks!

Snack-Mmm’s win every time. They aren’t as crisp as a full-sized pickle, but they taste great and can be eaten by the handful.

One day, while doing laundry, I inhaled while taking a load out and a tiny piece of paper (likely hidden in a pants pocket before the wash cycle) jumped straight down my throat. I coughed for at least 15 minutes and was afraid I would need an ambulance.

I aspirated on a piece of paper mixed in with my underwear. And…

I’m happy Gina Carano still gets roles.

The texture is definitely the issue for me. The seeds. The little bits of peel that curl off and turn into pokey sticks. The wet gloppiness of the inside.

It’s disgusting.

Is a school library being used for detention where students have to bring their own food a “cafeteria?” Who can say?

(No. No it isn’t.)

Ever since my first job at a Pizza Hut in 1993 I’ve called their seasoning “fairy dust.” That’s what they told us to call it.

Talk about inventing things that offend Hispanics... Latinx is not a real word and 97% of Hispanics don’t use it. Most find it offensive and think it is based on white liberals trying to colonize their language. Ironic much?

https://www.pewresearch.org/hispanic/2020/08/11/about-one-in-four-u-s-hispanics-have-heard-of-l…

Thanks for the link. When I clicked on it, it weirdly said “You already own another edition.” And there wasn’t a download link. But I’ve never heard of this...

I don’t think your definitions of “nugget” and “tender” match what the rest of the us think. For example, Chick-fil-A’s nuggets are pieces of breast meat and aren’t formed. McDonald’s *are* formed. And Chick-fil-A’s tenders are clearly a different cut of meat from the nuggets, frequently with a piece of cartilage at…

I *love* the self-checkouts at Walmart. But that comes with a caveat: they’ve turned off the scales that weigh merchandise at my local stores. Those are what cause the most problems.

As it works now, I can bag groceries on what used to the be the scale, then transfer the full bags to my cart as I continue scanning…

I tried the maple flavor of the Eggo brand and they were decent. But I keep them in the freezer and have no patience, so I toasted them. Sorry.

Motor City Deep Dish Pepperoni is my new favorite frozen pizza. It is amazing, especially with some ranch for dipping.

Success!

How can you bigots say that men and women perceive things differently?! Argle bargle blar!

Oh. It’s science.

I bought a huge pack of them at Costco. They were delicious.

Sssshhh! Don’t tell how the (pepperoni) gets made!