I have made five babies in my life. Through sex. That’s how babies are made. If you don’t want a baby, don’t have sex or use protection. It isn’t hard.

On the other side of the coin, Nintendo is the only publisher I know who releases games without weird bugs and with fluid, wonderful, tactile controls. I know if I’m buying a Nintendo first-party game it will be quality. I’m willing to pay for that.

You said “other chains have tried fucking around with Cheez-Its.” Not everyone appreciates reading the f-word in a random article, especially one about food that kids might read. That leaves a writer with two choices:

1) Use the f-word because you feel like it and want to sound cool, but alienate readers who don’t like…

I have the PS4 version of Ghost of Tsushima on disc and played all the way through it (and the excellent DLC). But now I have it as part of PS Plus Gold Extra Mega Superdom or whatever it is called, so I don’t need my disc. I’d happily sell it to you cheap, then you can pay the $10 to upgrade to the PS5 version.

Please. Most of us were aware of the trial but had no delusions involving your stylized “imperfect woman.” Heard admitted that the lines in the op-ed were about Depp. And it was clear that he lost movie roles and clout after she wrote it, specifically *because of* the MeToo movement. That was the whole trial.

Heard’s…

“Hereditary” was spooky, but the story went off the rails and it ended up making no sense. Thus it turned out not scary at all.

I literally took my kids to eat at the IKEA in Portland last weekend. At their request. I think the food is terrible with mushy mac and cheese and formed bits of chicken. But they loved it.

Wut.

I, too, dislike cold chicken. The only exception is when I eat a salad from Chick-fil-A that has cold nuggets on it. For some reason it doesn’t bother me so much, probably because the pieces are small and cut into slices.

But a cold tender or breast slice is kinda gross.

I almost ordered this. Then I saw it was $8.99 by itself. No thanks.

Nah. It’s not as simple as you are making it sound. I saw a TikTok last week of someone giving their preferred pronouns, but they made a point to say that only members of the LGBTQ+ community can use those pronouns and if the speaker isn’t a part, they need to use this other set of pronouns.

How is a rational person…

My daughter chose one of the pumpkin-flavored 99 sticks from a cool vending machine just last week. She liked it, but was a bit confused by it. She ended up translating the packaging using her cell phone.

Panera has the worst kids’ menu hands-down. It is terrible. I tried the “grilled cheese” a few weeks ago while out with my daughters and it was dry bread with gluey cheese, plus it was tiny and cost $5.85. I won’t be getting a kids’ meal there again.

If the U.S. went entirely carbon-neutral today it would barely make a tiny dent in the issue of climate change. Most pollution comes from developing nations, not the U.S. This will harm Americans without actually changing anything.

LOL. Good one. If you’ve never had to fight your own brain for ten minutes trying not to repeat a compulsive behavior, you wouldn’t understand. But that’s fine. It’s “normal” even.

OCD is a continual game of “ignore what your brain just told you,” and, like with any mental disorder, some days are better than others.

As is your right as an American (if you are one).

Oh! Like the Left’s absolute fascination with labeling anything and everyone an XXXXX-ist or an XXXXX-phobe because they disagree? I get it!

Yeah, that made no sense.

I rarely use plastic bottles - I have a nice thermal cup with a rubber straw that I use most often. I’m just saying that when I do have a water bottle (like when I am given one at a work event) I usually end up reusing it for a few days.

If the plastic doesn’t break down while the bottle sits on the store shelf, I’m…

I agree with this. I refill my bottles with filtered water.