Guys, are we still doing “phrasing?”

Yyyyeah, baby! Shagadelic!

It’s white, and it’s sticky, but brother—that ain’t chocolate!

Ooh, tough call. Is Steve Miller’s face in the running. or...?

I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A PUN THREAD AT THE TIME! GET OFF MY CASE!

I’d be as shocked to learn that wasn’t the case as I would to learn that Eric Trump isn’t a serial killer. I mean... look at that face. There’s just no way.

Sprinkled with actual murderers, no doubt.

Born and raised in the Footloose town, but every day she’s not dancing she dies a little on the inside!

This needs to happen. I don’t care if it takes from now until the end of Shrimpfest!

I’d be tempted to say that the word has lost all meaning given how many times I’ve used it to describe people in this administration, but... no. Accuracy is more important.

Look at that stupidass face. He really needs to go ahead and complete the hayseed look with some overalls and a corn cob pipe.

The fact that you still call it that tells me that you aren’t ready.

Eff that! He should try spinning. That’s a good trick!

Silly! It’s known as a “ROC”.

“Come with me if you want to live!

A pun thread? Ursine the same thing I am, right?

#PimpleShaming

Y’know... he CAN sort-of act...!

[PLACES HAND OVER MOUTH]

No, it’s for creating super soldiers, silly.