News of a Cronenberg TV series is giving me Shivers.

I hear Mueller and his team are looking into that name as we speak.

This section can shut down now, folks. We have the winning entry right here.

Yeah, I remembered that, too. This is soooo far from any sort of “tiny win”.

Yeah, Moore’s the piece of shit who’s for a Muslim ban because he claims they have pockets of the country operating under Sharia Law, right? Fuck him right in his crackerfuck face.

...And no further humiliation was ever had on behalf of Drumpf’s diarrhea tweets ever again!

Now Trump can whine about TWICE as much “fake news!” We’re all so blessed by the benevolence of our Twitter overlords.

He didn’t...? Man, I’ve unfairly hating on Sean Astin for years, then.

Say what you will about the tenets of Republicanism—at least it’s an unconscionably shitty way to govern.

That’s why it’s a well-known fact that Sweden kills more people every year than guns, automobiles, and Phil Spector combined.

“Send... more... paramedics.”

Lecherism kills! And people think it’s a disease you can live with!

It’s almost inspiring how badly they want their voters to die.

What are the chances it could happen for a, um... fifth time? It’s time to bet on Starks, baby!

Imagine how cozy a Jon Snow hat and muffler would be if they’d ever invented hats or mufflers.

Come back heeyah! I'm, ah, not through demeaning you!

Perhaps something in his portfolio that says "dad likes leather"?

…Said Ripley to the android Bishop.

ONE CHINA TO RULE THEM ALL.

Say it, Frenchie! Say "chowdah!"