Maybe we can set you up with Tab?

Can you stop with this fucking reflexive pessimism and get your Eeyore ass to work if you’re so scared all the damned time? You’ve been doing nothing in this thread but shitting on positive news. Stop. Internalize your depressing fatalism; I don’t care; just keep it the fuck off here.

Just these accounts that Subway knew, you fucking dumpster fire. Go stick your shitty attitude up your ass.

I have medical conditions

My problem is that I have medical conditions that see me visiting the bathroom frequently, especially when I’m eating or drinking.

Pretty sure that the NRA didn’t do it moron.

Hoodies are a suspicious item of clothing; apparently, this, not so much.

You stop being a chickenshit, stop pretending that anyone will ever care how “nice” or “respectful” to the other side you were or will ever pay you back in kind, and fucking force them to take the bad option if they really want it. We’re talking about a Republican Party that is ripping itself apart because it can’t…

“You chose the date, accept the responsibility that goes with it.”

Dehumanization of non-whites is one of our current social norms. Seems these books hold up pretty well.

Sometimes kids are welcome at even the dankest of pits.

Id recommend the blogger Driftglass for continuing and encyclopedic coverage of this sort of nonsense. But yeah, this is ridiculous and our “elites” will allow the trump presidency to be immediately put down into a blackhole and referred to as Trumpism and not conservatism (on the assumption he doesnt make himself…

How he has not disintegrated into a fine mist out of sheer embarrassment over his existence is truly a testament to his resilience.

Marco Rubio “I am not an asshole because I take money, they give me money because I am an asshole.”

This comment is the peak self-regarding douchebag. Guy commenting on pop culture website looks down upon notion of commenting on pop culture with haughty, superior disdain.

The point is that most people do see Jim as a picture perfect rom-com star. How many Tinder profiles say “I’m just looking for my Jim Halpert?” All of them, that’s how many. But in reality, Jim is a mediocre-at-best spouse, friend, and employee who gets by on a handsome face and an ability to avoid confrontation…

While I agree that No. 17 literally changes everything! I am compelled to point out that with Reason No. 12, the author DESTROYS those who question the veracity of his/her claims with a single word/paragraph/gif/screenshot of a tweet! And let’s not forget about No. 9. I daresay that, in writing No. 9, the author is al…

Wait, you forgot to read Reason No. 17. It will blow your mind!