It’s white, and it’s sticky, but brother—that ain’t chocolate!

Ooh, tough call. Is Steve Miller’s face in the running. or...?

I DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS A PUN THREAD AT THE TIME! GET OFF MY CASE!

I’d be as shocked to learn that wasn’t the case as I would to learn that Eric Trump isn’t a serial killer. I mean... look at that face. There’s just no way.

Sprinkled with actual murderers, no doubt.

Born and raised in the Footloose town, but every day she’s not dancing she dies a little on the inside!

This needs to happen. I don’t care if it takes from now until the end of Shrimpfest!

I’d be tempted to say that the word has lost all meaning given how many times I’ve used it to describe people in this administration, but... no. Accuracy is more important.

Look at that stupidass face. He really needs to go ahead and complete the hayseed look with some overalls and a corn cob pipe.

The fact that you still call it that tells me that you aren’t ready.

Eff that! He should try spinning. That’s a good trick!

#PimpleShaming

Y’know... he CAN sort-of act...!

[PLACES HAND OVER MOUTH]

No, it’s for creating super soldiers, silly.

News of a Cronenberg TV series is giving me Shivers.

I hear Mueller and his team are looking into that name as we speak.

This section can shut down now, folks. We have the winning entry right here.

Yeah, I remembered that, too. This is soooo far from any sort of “tiny win”.

Yeah, Moore’s the piece of shit who’s for a Muslim ban because he claims they have pockets of the country operating under Sharia Law, right? Fuck him right in his crackerfuck face.