Yeah, dog really makes me gassy.

I know Mexican food sure makes me pirt.

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As reprehensible as Coulter is, Milo is, in fact, that much worse. S&S can fuck right the fuck off.

Side bar: Martha's & Snoop's Potluck Dinner Party is fucking awesome.

Greeters gon' greet.

"DON'T HAVE BOVINE, COMRADE!"

OH YEAH!

This is the stupidest "I know you are, but what am I?" since Trump's scorching, "YOU'RE the puppet!"

He's a Saint!

Oh, WOULDN'T I?!

If it's not, I may have made a terrible investment with that Eastern European guy who never seems to leave the bus stop.

Yikes. Did it hurt when you got your Cool Moe D pierced?

'Cause Billies gotta bug. You know, Billy.

If your response to "huh?" after your impenetrable word salad is to be a dick about it, I hope you go away soon.

I'm using a broad patently wrong definition here. Fixed.

Um. We're calling Run-DMC "gangsta?"

I bet he doesn't even have a license for that.

For Wal-Mart, getting this case dismissed is gonna be Tougher Than (Fake) Leather.

These days, he's not so punchable. He's totally 'roided-out and he's got one of those "third-degree burn victim" facelifts.