I sure enjoy watching them play that sport, and the weather!

Can he ever!

"Nurse, prep the OR. We've got another NCIS-related cutter."

It's this great new lawn game; you probably haven't heard of it.

So, you're telling me I actually lucked out. Whew.

It's 'round-the-clock bocci ball. What the fuck have I done?!

Too slow on the draw, I was. Nicely done.

I dunno, after Trump's win was official, I went on a grief-fueled premium channel spree. ESPN24?! What the fuck is that even?!

*Gasp* You're bulimic?

Comcast On Demand has the shittiest interface name something.

And then we shall beat them to death with their own lutes!

This thread's already a Sham. Poo, man. Just pure poo.

Okay, now you're really Forcing it.

There's no way I can read this in anything other than Nic Cage's voice.

…

You're cut off, bear!

But she knows how to wrestle in Jell-O… so… break even?

If only we knew of a delicious way to forget…!

That's one of the strangest hills to die on I've heard of.

I don't know about this show, but they aren't all on demand, no. Depends on the various licenses.