"Easy-peasy?" Hardly.

I can't stress how reluctant my upvote to you is.

Pearl Jam really are making U2 seem like selfish bastards at this point.

Retriever? I barely know 'er!

Another unholy terrier of a pun thread that really should be giving us all paws by now.

…Yo.

:(

It's like fecal poetry. Every smelly stanza sort of rhymes with the last shit.

Greyhounds. They're delightfully lazy as fuck.

Germans really do have a word for everything.

Many, many creers will ring out.

"He was going to the bathroom."

Can I at least take him to the park once in a while? Pretty please?

That's way too good for it. Can the tentacles be wrapped in rusty razorwire, and the porn be German?

Somebody needs to go ahead and just make a horror movie where the slasher is the year 2016.

Don't say that. You're daring 2016 to murder Elton John or Patrick Stewart when you say that.

Funny, sassy, cute as all get-out, and just the right amount of crazy.

They're so noisy though. How could you hear the movie over the squeaking in your warehouse?

Heh heh heh. Promote that man!

Hey! Phrasing!