Makes sense. The original HG Wells book had the character go from morally flexible to outright villain. I bet he could have pulled it off without the studio meddling.

I had no idea it was this easy to summon you!

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Oh shit, forgot about Hollow Man. That was a complete misfire.

He could make another 10 Showgirls and it wouldn't damage my love for him.

[REVOKES YOUR PROG-ROCK FANCLUB CARD]

Some people were are stupid. Fixed that for you, fellow sufferer of a Trump America.

I think they're probably right. It kinda fizzled in theatres, but found a cult following upon release to video.

Shot after shot of vajayjays?

I've seen all good people there.

Besides the pre-pubescent wish fulfillment on display the entire time, you can also tell he honestly believed he was saying something important. "It's totally about feminism or something, guys!"

Okay, that caught me offguard. Upvote for you!

Yeah, I remember that. He defintely reads his dickish self into the role.

So agreed. Cavill can't even make Clark Kent the least bit likable. Can we have Brandon Routh back yet?

He got a huge fucking head after 300 did crazy high business, and some critics lauded his unique visual style. Little did they know it'd be wash, rinse, repeat for the next decade-plus.

Now I need to hear him say that while doing his best GOB Bluth impression before I die.

No, it's not. They showed it right in all the trailers!

"You make me want to be a better man."

When urrite, urrite.