Those big setpieces blew by at a breakneck pace.

"Shut up and kiss me!"

Me and Mikey go way back.

It must've have been tough to sleep through all that snappy dialog.

And Pheagee.

Yeah, you're okay, Mike. You didn't miss anything except a migraine.

WE LIHKED THEM APPLES BACK THEN!

When will we, as a nation, finally reach Peak Damon?

They almost ruined that awesome movie!

THERE! ARE! FOUR! EGGS!

That'll do, Battlecar. That'll do.

Fanny packs are the new manbun. Mrowww.

I don't hear you saying "no" to Charles Grodin…

I feel we need to rastify Cool Hand Luke by 10%.

Number 11 will make you blow your own brains out through your rectum!

Of course they do. They're the ones who tell you how to feel about a story with the appropriate emoji.

But it comes with your choice of free college tuition!

Evey child in earshot gets a piece of hard candy!

No question the system got what it deserved, but we're still stuck with the most horrifying leaders imaginable until at least 2018.

"Everybody uses their own private aviary. What's the big deal?"