Yep. I honestly believe Sanders would have had a much better chance against Trump. He doesn't even know what "emails" are.

There's no question. The DNC's soul is more fractured than the RNC. And that's totally fucked.

Bannon has made him so learned!

"Hey, I'm working this corner, Ted!"
—Dave Mustaine

"polished versions of the highlighted moments"?! Wrong! Everybody loves their children every single moment exactly as it appears!

Make one, then delete it, post-haste!

Even though S4 eventually righted the ship (pun intended), I do think Enterprise ultimately got what it deserved.

We are wall crawlers?! Somebody call JJJ, we're a menace!

How many are we up to now?

♪ Hold me closer, Onion Dancer
Get me off on the holo-deeeeeck ♪

And people called the character "a one-dimensional sex object"…!

DON'T YOU DARE.

But that's the briliance of straight-to-syndication. 100 episodes is a guarantee.

HOW DO I MAKE THE INTERNET DO NCIS, SON?!

What a relief, there's still so much more we don't know about this guy.

And they watched it for seven seasons, even after its captain and helmsman turned into fucking salamanders upon acheiving warp 10.

What's Orion for, "Duh!"?

But that one guy had a sword THAT WAS ALSO A GUN! Are you fucking made of stone?!

It's fucking Star Trek, goddamn it! Stop talking about it like it's your bastard, red-headed stepchild, CBS!

…I'm going to allow this.