Don't say that. You're daring 2016 to murder Elton John or Patrick Stewart when you say that.

Funny, sassy, cute as all get-out, and just the right amount of crazy.

They're so noisy though. How could you hear the movie over the squeaking in your warehouse?

Heh heh heh. Promote that man!

Hey! Phrasing!

Makes sense. The original HG Wells book had the character go from morally flexible to outright villain. I bet he could have pulled it off without the studio meddling.

I had no idea it was this easy to summon you!

The United YUUUUUUGEland of Totally Normal-Sized Hands

Hey! Byt-or me, Snow Dog!

Oh shit, forgot about Hollow Man. That was a complete misfire.

He could make another 10 Showgirls and it wouldn't damage my love for him.

[REVOKES YOUR PROG-ROCK FANCLUB CARD]

Some people were are stupid. Fixed that for you, fellow sufferer of a Trump America.

I think they're probably right. It kinda fizzled in theatres, but found a cult following upon release to video.

Shot after shot of vajayjays?

I've seen all good people there.

Besides the pre-pubescent wish fulfillment on display the entire time, you can also tell he honestly believed he was saying something important. "It's totally about feminism or something, guys!"

Okay, that caught me offguard. Upvote for you!

Yeah, I remember that. He defintely reads his dickish self into the role.

So agreed. Cavill can't even make Clark Kent the least bit likable. Can we have Brandon Routh back yet?