He got a huge fucking head after 300 did crazy high business, and some critics lauded his unique visual style. Little did they know it'd be wash, rinse, repeat for the next decade-plus.

Now I need to hear him say that while doing his best GOB Bluth impression before I die.

No, it's not. They showed it right in all the trailers!

"You make me want to be a better man."

When urrite, urrite.

Those big setpieces blew by at a breakneck pace.

"Shut up and kiss me!"

Me and Mikey go way back.

It must've have been tough to sleep through all that snappy dialog.

And Pheagee.

Yeah, you're okay, Mike. You didn't miss anything except a migraine.

WE LIHKED THEM APPLES BACK THEN!

When will we, as a nation, finally reach Peak Damon?

They almost ruined that awesome movie!

THERE! ARE! FOUR! EGGS!

That'll do, Battlecar. That'll do.

Fanny packs are the new manbun. Mrowww.

I don't hear you saying "no" to Charles Grodin…

I feel we need to rastify Cool Hand Luke by 10%.

Number 11 will make you blow your own brains out through your rectum!