Ruth's Chris' Hitlers.

That's the biggest insult to diarrhea I've ever heard.

Confirmed.

That's a little unfair. Sometimes, the couches are nice.

That's the biggest insult to Grade Z beef I've ever heard.

Stop acting like anybody wants or needs you to be anything other than a cheap colonic, Taco Bell!

They know where you are. But they've gotten good at working around you.

You really need to stop sleeping in the men's room stall.

Well, she had the raw nerve to be hacked by Russia! LOCK HER UP!

Not a fucking joke: the piece of shit currently has 75 lawsuits against him pending. Seventy. Five.

The system works!

Not a bad idea. Though I don't know if I could pull off the headscarf - I just don't have the hips.

I wish I could get an auto-reply for any of these people that's just Harry Reid telling them off.

Agreed x a kajillion. I feel zero remorse cutting out several relatives from my life completely.

The worst part? This horror show hasn't even technically begun. I can't keep the knots out of my stomach.

2016 just can't seem to help itself at this point. It needs an early New Years intervention, STAT.

Since I'm a white, hetero male, I choose to stay and fight, but I certainly can't begrudge literally any other demographics' desire to flee.

I (seriously) have yet to smile or laugh this past week without immediately remembering America elected a fucking monster.

Yeah, I'm still powerless to resist its innate pleasures, even after five years. Damn you to hell, Bethesda!

Ohhhh, NOW I get it!