I get it!

I am. And it's sexy.

Not if it's with your fellow AV Clubbers. Gross!

Note: Bernard died on the way back to his home planet

No One Wants To Get Off!

The AV Club

A "reverse Hobbit" would be a story where Frodo and Sam aren't star-crossed lovers.

Yeah, I guess we're in the minority of consumers who thought Fraser was pretty perfect in that role.

It can't be denied that "directed by Alex Kurtzman" is the scariest thing regarding movies that make any fucking sense.

Hollywood can do amazing things with actors riding other actors' shoulders these days. Though Peter Mayhew is getting a little old for it.

But Dracula was Untold. Can it really be a failure if it nobody knew about it?

That's why they brought in The Rock with his plastic, uncanny valley Scorpion King. Scared the living fuck outta me!

Close. They were big admirers of Prince of Persia.

Same. I miss the little touches, like the pointless webbing over Spidey's armpits.

The reluctantest of upvotes, based solely on the accuracy of the comment.

J. Jonah was right about that wall-crawling menace the whole time!

Those poor murderous aliens…!

SEE THE LAMESTREME MIDEA IS ALL LUYS LIKE CRUKID HILLIRY AHEDD IN TEH POLES!!!1!1

I wish I could transfer all my upvotes to this comment.

WHAT?!