"Uhh, Sir? I'm afraid all those players have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years."

That may be true, Mr. Shyamalan, but it doesn't mean it's not completely stupid.

Duly.

Henry: In Spaaaaaaaace!

"Hey! We have our own thing!"

Cagney and Gacy

Henry 2: Oh!

It's the pervasive image Hollywood projects regarding serial killers that gives them such a negative stigma!

Chance of Dillon dong appearance holding steady at 99.999%.

Damn. That's almost as long as the contracts Trump volunteers have to sign.

"No! We can fix this! It'll only take… seven to ten more surgeries."

No, all you have to do is have Peter Thiel make Hulk Hogan sue them. No fuss, no muss.

Nowhere near racist enough.

No, no, no. She does machines.

"Plus, it's Crooked HIllary's fault for not single-handedly changing tax laws while I was cheating the system!"

If she can do for this show what she did for The Simpsons, it can't miss by only a little!

I have to admit, I am. If I can create an entire fragile-looking hairpiece from a single combover at age 70…

Why would he? He doesn't even know it's pronounced, "Y-Y-zed!"

No TV and no beer make Jose something something?

You'll pay for that. Especially for the "purple monkey dishwasher" comment!