Will their jounalistic credibility ever stop rising?!

It's Lovecraftian madness-making 'cause it's true.

No question.

"I think he's talking to you."

Shut up, Grimm.

"He just looked so forlorn, Smithers! 'Oh, Monty, they're going to eat me alive!' Say, I wonder if he and this 'Homer Nixon' are any relation?"

You'll be given cushy pikes!

WIGGEDY WIGGEDY!

THE NAME'S POOCHIE D AND I ROCK THE TELLY! I'M HALF JOE CAMEL AND A THIRD FONZARELLI!

JJ, I would like to buy your rock.

WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER! WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!

Me, after a few bourbons.

No, but wedding after wedding after wedding!

What do expect from someone with such a short fuse?

Yeah, and the writer on this article really buried the IED.

No, and you can't make me.

Oh my god. That's worse than "Lovin' > Hatin'. WOW.

Yeah, but it only lasted about 12 parsecs.

I know "because comics," but COME THE FUCK ON! Auto-cloning Batmen??

SHHHH! Sony might be listening!