2016 just can't seem to help itself at this point. It needs an early New Years intervention, STAT.

Since I'm a white, hetero male, I choose to stay and fight, but I certainly can't begrudge literally any other demographics' desire to flee.

I (seriously) have yet to smile or laugh this past week without immediately remembering America elected a fucking monster.

Yeah, I'm still powerless to resist its innate pleasures, even after five years. Damn you to hell, Bethesda!

Ohhhh, NOW I get it!

I get it!

I am. And it's sexy.

Not if it's with your fellow AV Clubbers. Gross!

Note: Bernard died on the way back to his home planet

No One Wants To Get Off!

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A "reverse Hobbit" would be a story where Frodo and Sam aren't star-crossed lovers.

Yeah, I guess we're in the minority of consumers who thought Fraser was pretty perfect in that role.

It can't be denied that "directed by Alex Kurtzman" is the scariest thing regarding movies that make any fucking sense.

Hollywood can do amazing things with actors riding other actors' shoulders these days. Though Peter Mayhew is getting a little old for it.

But Dracula was Untold. Can it really be a failure if it nobody knew about it?

That's why they brought in The Rock with his plastic, uncanny valley Scorpion King. Scared the living fuck outta me!

Close. They were big admirers of Prince of Persia.

Same. I miss the little touches, like the pointless webbing over Spidey's armpits.

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