J. Jonah was right about that wall-crawling menace the whole time!

Those poor murderous aliens…!

SEE THE LAMESTREME MIDEA IS ALL LUYS LIKE CRUKID HILLIRY AHEDD IN TEH POLES!!!1!1

I wish I could transfer all my upvotes to this comment.

WHAT?!

"Uhh, Sir? I'm afraid all those players have retired and, uh, passed on. In fact, your right fielder has been dead for 130 years."

That may be true, Mr. Shyamalan, but it doesn't mean it's not completely stupid.

Duly.

Henry: In Spaaaaaaaace!

"Hey! We have our own thing!"

Cagney and Gacy

Henry 2: Oh!

It's the pervasive image Hollywood projects regarding serial killers that gives them such a negative stigma!

Chance of Dillon dong appearance holding steady at 99.999%.

Damn. That's almost as long as the contracts Trump volunteers have to sign.

"No! We can fix this! It'll only take… seven to ten more surgeries."

No, all you have to do is have Peter Thiel make Hulk Hogan sue them. No fuss, no muss.

Nowhere near racist enough.

No, no, no. She does machines.

"Plus, it's Crooked HIllary's fault for not single-handedly changing tax laws while I was cheating the system!"