If she can do for this show what she did for The Simpsons, it can't miss by only a little!

I have to admit, I am. If I can create an entire fragile-looking hairpiece from a single combover at age 70…

Why would he? He doesn't even know it's pronounced, "Y-Y-zed!"

No TV and no beer make Jose something something?

You'll pay for that. Especially for the "purple monkey dishwasher" comment!

Will their jounalistic credibility ever stop rising?!

It's Lovecraftian madness-making 'cause it's true.

No question.

"I think he's talking to you."

Shut up, Grimm.

"He just looked so forlorn, Smithers! 'Oh, Monty, they're going to eat me alive!' Say, I wonder if he and this 'Homer Nixon' are any relation?"

You'll be given cushy pikes!

WIGGEDY WIGGEDY!

THE NAME'S POOCHIE D AND I ROCK THE TELLY! I'M HALF JOE CAMEL AND A THIRD FONZARELLI!

JJ, I would like to buy your rock.

WE'RE HERE! WE'RE QUEER! WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BEARS!

Me, after a few bourbons.

No, but wedding after wedding after wedding!

What do expect from someone with such a short fuse?

Yeah, and the writer on this article really buried the IED.