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billy and the cloneasaurus
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Of the golden variety.

"Goofy Han Solo claims he made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs. I hope he runs w/Crooked Leia."

That'd be a big mistake trying to follow the compelling, iconic performance of Denise Richards.

"Such a nasty scientist."

"No puppet. No puppet. Full body suit and animatronics."

"Nobody has more respect for skinned corpses than me. Nobody."

No, YO' MAMA!

Children under 12 should never contact their priests.

Yeah, rosary burn can lead to reproductive issues and even blindness.

And after he politely requested Hogan to not stand so close to him!

And whatcha gonna do when his legal pythons run wild over you, brother!?

You're doing rosary wrong!

Yeah, but where's the emotion, man?

[SIGH]

Makes sense. Language began as pictoral images. We evolved to create complex series of symbols and syntax.

Or for scheduling a Drive-In, Saturday.

The sweetest card I ever got was made of candy.

It was during the Dystopic Dairy tour.

No, he just needs to be loved!

"Besides, when am I ever going to use that?"