Hasn't he accomplished enough in his amazing life to not be mocked by Apple in death?

She can do that, plus be violent-sexy like in Sin City. Mrrrowwww.

Remember, Daredevil only eats food that's red in color.

Snark Rubio, talking about Trump's hand size.

Not to mention officially endorsed by the KKK itself.

Can you feel the terrifying love around here, or what!

Jeb Tush (getting his thoroughly kicked by The Donald)

Snot Walker. (It's all over the place.)

It's like a window into Trump's dreams themselves.

No! I hate that girl!

Don't do that. Pay for the broccoli, farmers work hard!

Dude's got hella range.

His math checks out.

I saw it with the Little Man in the Boat. Man, great company.

Took what out?

That's your suggestion for everything! Who should we hire as the new Superintendent of Police? Bono! Who should we trust with our fleet of fishing vessels? Bono! He can't do everything, you know!

Yes.

Jane Bond in Thundervulva

Since it'll be 1984, you just know she'll be doing the zombie dance from Thriller.

"SOMEBODY GET ME BRETT FUCKIN' RATNER ON THE PHONE RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW! WE CAN STILL FIX THIS!"