billy-and-the-cloneasaurus
billy and the cloneasaurus
billy-and-the-cloneasaurus

Oh, I'm not going down that Holes with you.

Interest rates are good right now.

[BLANK STARE]

I think you really had to be there.

You have surprising range given your, uh, facial structure.

So sweet, succulent baby is also in our future?

This is verbatim what I was going to post.

Rethulting in a thorax.

If we took the arthropod shell off, they wouldn't be crunchy!

Later.

You hate kiting?! Killjoy.

That's an urban legend. It's actually mole and mealworm.

"Soon?"

MINE IS ALSO PERFECTLY CROMULENT!

Eleventeen.

[MOPS BROW, EXHALES GRATEFULLY]

You're going the wrong way—it's right next to Borders Books.

And the worst part is, he thinks he's passing.

Elon Musk is a gimmick account, silly!

Like YOU know how many parsecs it would take the Enterprise to finish the Kessel Run!