And it's the role I was born to play, baby!

True that. He's a total Suppressive Person.

WHY CAN'T WE GET A GIMMICK ACCOUNT TO COMMENT ON THIS?! NOT THINKING OF ANY PARTICULAR ONE…!

I slaved for months over a hot monkey brain!

It's a seller's market!

It just doesn't matter!

Meanwhille, Brian Dolye-Murray will be sweeping the bleachers after the 9th.

That's because it's actually Tom Hanks.

I hope it wasn't the Orthodox stuff. Nothing sexy about a hole in a sheet.

…He's crackin'.

Didn't you see The Legend of Curly's Gold? It'll be his identical twin brother!

It's pronounced "nossinc."

I hope this is a prequel where he has to go door to door in Chino telling people he's a pedorast for 90 minutes.

A lot of people probably don't see it, but I think he's a dead ringer for the Kevin Arnold fella.

I'M ALSO LOST!!

I'm not going anywhere, Peterson! Deal with it!

Can't sleep. Annoying dialog will eat me. Can't sleep. Annoying dialog will eat me…

They are? Hand on the Bible, honest to blog?

Listen to your plastic heart.

Hey, it's just like a ____ sitcom, except you get to pay to see it!