I've been mocking my "friends" from college for years! Where's my Netflix series!?

Too late. We're already off the deep end.

Another pun thread? You're not Phelps-ing.

You would have us believe that's a non-profit? How stupid do you think this country is?

When urite, Dik, urite!

Sounds like somebody needs to MoveOn.org.

Maybe Dave doesn't, but no way Jose's story is true!

…No deal!

Given the terrifying size of your walrus genetalia, I would think you'd be the one to teach us.

Would you say it's time for our viewers to crack open each other skulls, and feast on the goo inside?

We all learned so much from Species. We learned over and over until we ran out of lotion.

"Might be?!"

Well, of course. What kind of horrible, irreponsible owner wouldn't?!

Confirmed.

Such a nasty article.

This could not possibly be a more Trump excuse. You absolutely can't make this shit up.

They actually write dialog for actual shows like that?!

And His Holiness parked his Popemobile right up in him?

I'm a Libra. What's ursine?

When you're married to a certified prime beefcake of a trophy husband like Gaffigan, who could blame her?