Is he gonna deliver all his lines in a loud, high whisper, interpreting the audiences' thoughts? Because that'll be so Fargo.

It is now, thankyouverymuch Rule 34.

How much do I need to fork over for the real severed head of Mittens?

Semi-autobiographical, oddly enough.

But everyone should see my webcam!

What is this "shame" of which you speak?

Thanks for making me think about Hodor, jerk lady!

That's so multidimentional!

Sometimes I think that's Not Very Raven at all.

Snickerdiddle

[CHECKS SEVERANCE AGREEMENT WITH NBC]

That is horrifying. You use Bing?!

Mmmm… Keith Richards.

People in the same state who're trying to pass a law requiring condom use in pornos! Bastards!

Why not? It's your tax dollars, too!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let's not completely demonize cousins who fuck like that!

Awww, I've been calling him "Krandall!" Now I look like an idiot!

I think folks misunderstand. The three Toy Story movies are a perfect trilogy. I'd prefer that be its legacy.

Thuck that guy!

At a boy!