THANK OBAMA FOR THAT

You sound fun.

I feel like I need to meet this woman in order to understand what evil looks like.

I know it's completely irrational, but I feel the same. Fuck that movie.

You talked to Donald Trump about Disney movies? What an odd thing to bring up with a Cheeto skidmark of a man.

What?! That makes you worthy of worship!

God, that's such a punchable upvote.

Geez, they're only toys! Who are sentient, feel pain, and represent all that's still good and innocent in this world!

I'm sorry, but that just isn't in your character.

I really, really wish they'd just leave Toy Story alone now, but hey, it's Di$ney.

I like our odds!

[IS PROMPTLY FIRED]

Mmm… sacrilicious.

Secretary of 20 Minutes of Action

…Checks out.

No, he's not from Vienna. Where'd you get that from?

Who'd have thought all that gold made for lousy building material?!

When he sqeaked out a little "Excelsior!", my heart just melted.

I'll Creature your Black Lagoon!

You'd be stupid not to exploit that loophole!