Since I guess we're not doing "phrasing" any more…

Universal, I'm confused by how this ties into a Marvel-style cinematic universe.

Such a nasty star.

And don't try to run out on your hearing, or the bailiff will Tacklemore.

Remember, cops don't actually have to tell you they're cops, and then you'll get Shacklemore.

His science is too tight!

Hey, ah, if you're not gonna use your drowning my sorrows booze, mind if I…?

Dear Mr. President, there are too many live election coverages these days. Please eliminate three. P.S. - I am not a crackpot.

Nice try, Bucko. I don't know who these people are, but you're sure as hell not describing my family!

Holy shit, I never even knew I was on opioids!

Pffft. Name one!

"Barack Obama doesn't care about opioid people."

"We didn't have any problems with Waco while Bush was president!"

"If I gotta be here, so do you, Junior."

Such a nasty dragon.

"I was, no—I AM—John Carter!"

Dear Hollywood,

Your churlish attitude reminds me of a time when I was having dinner with Groucho Marx, and…

That's a good start right there!

No tingle. No tingle.