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Dear Hollywood,
Your churlish attitude reminds me of a time when I was having dinner with Groucho Marx, and…
That's a good start right there!
No tingle. No tingle.
Yeah, but can it ever be this Preciously Wacky™?!
There's more than one way to use a bidet!
4/10. C'mon, this is the AV Club!
Neil Breen with a cool mil?! That's a hell of a lot of tuna!
That's the most redundant sentence ever written.
Yes.
Never forget them. That's the very moment when Shit Got Real.
I've defintely seen that last one on the list.
Gross! Now there's Bad all over the carpet!
God, they are just the WORST Avengers!
Bad Daddy's Bad Home
"Maybe if we were to combine it with the 21 Jump Street franchise…"
How many things, exactly?! One or two??
Our long national nightmare of a drought of Bad ___ has finally come to an end.
— Daniel Tosh