Plus, Friday nights, MAAAAAAATLOCK is on!

Well, just Scooter. That's kinda his thing.

No! You fucking OWN it! Show some pride, damn it!

He's pahrt ohf your LIFE!

"The system is rigged!"

I suppose you are the EGGSpert on monologues, Doctuar!

…But I'm a grownup man-child who wants the Muppets the way he likes them!

On some cold, clear nights, you can still hear the Fraggley screams ringing out…

That may be true, but this looks fucking disturbing. I guess part of me is bitter that James Bobin and Bret McKenzie aren't currently making another Muppets movie, but we're getting this.

Yep, you guessed it: Frank Stallone.

It might be my #1, honestly.

"Yes, Nanny!"

Gooooooo bye-bye! Hya ya ya ya ya!

I mean… RIGHT in front of the Cloneasaurus?! The hell??

I think you translated into Sylvester Stallonese by mistake.

Starting to feel a little khaleesi in your nethers?

Something about this story's been gnawing at me all day.

Did you even bother trying to Google translate it into Atlantian?

"And remember, son: I can kill you in your sleep. All you have to be is quiet, and willing to do it. And son, I am willing to do it. And look! I've got quiet shoes! Sleep tight, son."

Now all we're left with are the otters!