Definitely see potential for Westworld, but I was pretty lukewarm on the pilot, overall.

I, for one, welcome our wise and sexy overlord.

"Fry's from around this time. Just talk like him: Yo, homes, we're lookin' for a microwave!"

Heh. Nice meeting you.

And wedding after wedding after wedding!

Wait, we're not still doing that?!

Do you want time-traveling ants? Because that's how you get time-traveling ants!

I'm way too unbalanced to get into that headspace.

The pilot was so fucking good. My expectations are perilously high.

He'd then lie and say he drew it. "I drew the penis, it's the best penis. Nobody draws better penises on his own face than me."

Not gonna lie, I'd really half-ass my CPR.

Well, who has more respect for women? Crooked Hillary?? She's not even a man!

It's all so clear now. He's been a master of improv for decades.

You're saying Trump supporters managed to crack the 20% non-stupid barrier?!

Close, it's from Minions memes.

In the South, they have Krystal, which is somehow not affiliated with White Castle, despite serving the same damn thing. I'm guessing corporate espionage was involved.

I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's!

I'm getting close to your age, and ditto.

I got the impression he was like a broker for mercenary mutants, but I only saw the movie once, so I could be misremembering.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…! Let's not say anything we can't take back here!