Screw it, I'm busting out the Game Genie!

I liked Apocalypse well enough as its own thing, but man was it disappointing coming in after DoFP.

Damn sidequests are so tedious!

"Fuck you, Gervais!"

At this point, I'll stick with whichever one Deadpool inhabits.

Yeah, that… is kind of inspired, actually.

So… between Apocalypse and this, I take it no part of the "good" ending from Days of Future Past came to pass?

:(

That's too sadly accurate to be funny!

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

HE SAID "ISIS"! GET 'IM, NSA!!!

I've seen the comments section of Breitbart. You can't scare me.

Where's my Wheel of Fortune movie, damn it? That works wayyyy better as a narrative fiction!

Don't mind him. He likes to watch.

But he's in league with a giant killer space snowflake that…

So… what's the adjective for "sepulchre" then?

…Can I unsubscribe from your newsletter?

If they do, I'm sure they'll make you buy a super-expensive VR set and a 4K TV.

She does yoga.

Yeah, for sure. God, I miss the old Netflix UI (from, like, eight years ago). That shit was tight. Then they had to go all "Google predictive" and slap the most nonsensical categories on shit.