Break that into about two hundred world balloons in one panel, and you've got yourself a primo Brian Michael Bendis comic!

…a crippling foot fetish?

Yes.

I read that as "…you apparently cunt get enough of."

"Hey, Blern."

"Hallelu-yer, suckerrrrrrs!"

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Go For Brokeback

That was the working title. It was actually supposed to be Jack Reacher: Creature Feature.

That fatsuit insulates him from everything. Including valid criticism.

Now it's doomed to open at Rogue Two.

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The big brain am winning again!

The important thing is that she buries that suspicion deep down inside, and tries continuously to drown it with vodka.

That was an unconscionably cruel thing to say.

Pokin' your hay…

Do any legit doctors think horseshit therapy is viable?

He's the Dr. Phil of TV doctors.

Celebrity doctors. They're just like us regular doctors! Except they can't stop irresponsibly spewing utter horseshit!

Seen 'em both and loved them. Which is why him playing it (mostly) straight in a screwball comedy was such a revelation.