A shot and some antibiotics can clear up your Gritty Archie for you.

[CLEARS THROAT; POINTS UPTHREAD]

I get it!

"Duhh, stay out of Riverdale!"

"Then, they realized: They were no longer little girls. They were little killers."

What the?! CW, demonstrating some wisdom??

But what's more metal than not reading memos?

ALL CHANT:

Woof, that's rough. If even DMB is shitting all over you…

That's mean. Even to Florida.

MUSIC CONSUMERS WORLD OVER:

The AV Club

You Want It Darker: Trump Wins 2016 Presidential Election

…Fair question.

Cuba Gooding Jr. is the punchline.

But it contains Dave Mustaine's batshit political rants.

It's fine, high schoolers are a lost cause anyway. What with their hippin' and their hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin'.

But all the books in the library are only in Braille!

Honestly, probably not. But if feels believable, doesn't it?

Errr… is Grant Morrison going to be pulling from his own personal extradimentional future experience?