As one of the most quotable men in history, that's up there, even for him. Wow.

Let me guess: You read all 78 of the Left Behind series?

Eva Braun, help me!

Hey, buddy! Did you get a load of the nerd?!

All in all, I rather be in Philadelphia!

Plus, she broke her glasses!

I'm trying to kill myself SLOWLY, goddamn it!

RUM HAAAAAAAAAAMMM!

If any of them were by Dan Brown, you're actually operating at a net loss.

But I've been TRYING to shave years OFF my life through reading!

So, slightly easier to score than tennis?

As in, "Ow! My___"?

The stuffed tigers were caught after juicing for decades and were permanently banned.

Tell me: Do you hate Mondays? You will.

Man of Steel's Christmas and Man of Steel's Christmas Goes to Summer Camp.

Without the red underwear, I had no idea where to look!

That still makes you more qualified than Zack "Delusions of Pretentiousness" Snyder.

Me either, come to think of it. Every time he opened his mouth, all I heard was a very loud, "DUUUHHHHHHHHHH!"

I actually didn't understand it at all until you corrected the headline.

Tell me: Do you melt? You will.