…If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.

16 minutes! Suck on that, network suits!

Mediocity can buy many peanuts!

In a crazy series of blunders, The Simpsons are now foster parents to Baby Gerald, AKA The Baby with One Eyebrow. His fierce rivalry with Maggie results in as many dirty plots as there are dirty diapers!

Do you also hate everything but Matlock?

Including a little green Martian only Homer can see!

I get it!

Woohoo! TWICE the mediocrity!

Classic Web-Head!

Was it that long? Didn't seem like it, but maybe I saw S1 later than I remembered.

If the "new paradigm" helps produce shows like this, I, for one, welcome our new Streaming Overlords.

I can't wait for their new show, That's So Comcast!

I love that they're pumping these episodes out so quickly, and somehow, the show keeps getting better.

Is "Matlock Go!" what Andy Griffith shouts to activate his geriatric sleuthing powers?

If it's offered on Amazon, I'll buy the season. Part of me really just wants to punish Paramount for their appalling greed, though.

I'm so, so pissed off that CBS All Access will be the permanent home of the new Star Trek series. I will happily pirate the shit out of it.

Truth. Whichever service is gifted with the phrase, "You ARE the father!" wins it all.

I'll TELL you when I've had enough!

I thought the "H" stood for "Halal?"

Is it "purging?" It's "purging," isn't it?