Ahhh, Hulu. The Comcast of streaming network services.

I dunno, somethin' about Hulu being gay.

Says you. I had a blast at the parade with the Pets.com puppet confetti!

And birdcages ain't gonna suddenly line themselves!

I say just put his dentures on a raft and let nature take its course.

Michael Bay is technically a…?!

There are all sorts of fancy names for "coffin" these days.

I always thought the thing Duplex was missing is 1000% more objectification of women.

Coated in cream, Jimmy! Get your nose off the carpet!

"You probably have never heard of it, though."

Don't forget to take your Penny Farthing bicycle and moustache wax!

Torches and pitchforks at the ready, men. We attack at dusk.

Is it, though? I assumed the only thing Hef's capable of shooting out is a cloud of dust.

But not the first time it's been associated with cupcakes and cherry pies.

Metropoulos:

You're so wise, baby!

Hate to be That Guy, but the Cremaster Cycle isn't, nor is it meant to be, a "movie." Matthew Barney is a contemporary artist experimenting using film as his medium. You might know him better as the Dude Dating Bjork.

Phantastic news!

Mushugina! How much they gouge you there!

Mock if you must, but I get 10% off at the deli! On almost any meat!