Just write it on the chair.

If Fido one thing, it's that they'll keep making sequels Rover and over.

THANKS OBAMA

And all of them dressed to the nines and vain about it!

"I'm aboot to spank you now. Sorry."

So many takes today! Most of them above room temperature!

"How'd it get drilled?! HOW'DITGETDRILLEDHOW'DITGET DRILLED!"

There are so many Bruces Lenny about today!

That's gotta go down in history as the least-needed propaganda campaign ever.

I'd rather see his cock Bloom, personally.

The Japanese Garden

I know whenever I think of the AV Club, the first thing that comes to mind is "coy."

With opening act "Buck-O-Five".

What a relief. Everyone knows they're all rapists!

He could still surprise ya!

Mayor McCheese?

I guess I'm gonna have to rewatch the entire RNC convention again. I must've missed something.

As do we all, to be fair.

His butt's practically screaming, "USA! USA!" all on its own!

Bruce Springsteen is such a patriot and unblinking in his loyalty to America, why wouldn't they use his songs?!