That’s what I laugh about. Have these fuckers ever heard Donald Trump speak? Or listened to recordings of some of our previous presidents? JFK sounded like he swallowed the city of Boston and a silver spoon. And Lincoln allegedly had an awful speaking voice.

Flights from New York to Reno are a pain...

So no flights from NY to LAS? There are daily flights from LAS to RNO. At least you would have had some fun on the stopover.

No, I think part of the reason he hates her so much is that she doesn’t give a shit about appearing to care about being attractive to men. He can’t sexualize her, therefore she has no value. And worse, it’s a woman who doesn’t care if he finds her attractive who will stand up to him.

Ashley Judd’s breasts probably saw right through Trump.

still in a public beta phase

The articles has Betteridge’s Law all over it. No reason to read it even. The answer is “no”.

Him x 17m right now.

I’ve said it a couple of times, but if you can’t digest lactose, then I don’t have any problem with you. But all those motherfuckers that are going on about how it tastes better, or it’s better for you, or whatever can go fuck themselves. I like milk. I enjoy the taste of milk. It doesn’t make my guts hurt, it doesn’t…

Alternate take — almonds are great, but almond milk sucks.

I am very much a monster, I promise you. Yesterday I didn’t even finish letting my son watch Sesame Street because it was his bed time. I don’t give a shit if there are two minutes left, your bed time is now and Daddy wants to smoke a bowl...

Look, if you have a legit reason not to drink it like lactose intolerance, then I got no beef with you about it. But it’s these motherfuckers like Hamilton that are all high and mighty about their squats, or their fucking almond milk, or walking up goddamn escalators that I got problems with. Almond milk is not a…

No, it most certainly does not taste good in coffee. There was one time it was all we had in the house, and I’m sure as shit not man enough to drink my coffee black. I immediately regretted putting it in the coffee and went down the street to a Dunkin’ Donuts...

Call it almond tea or almond broth but its not fucking milk

Almond milk is not a (eta: significant!) source of protein.

In regards to the manufacture of almond milk, does the author know how many priests are required to coax the milk from the dark universe within a given almond? Are we considering that, maybe, there just aren’t enough acolytes or enough strange crystals to go around to fuel this lust? Also, what effect to the almond…

Only correct take on the subject.

Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?