Can you love a man who loves Trump?

Joe Biden is not boring.

Don’t even think of eating frozen beef patties. They come from a million cows who are in God knows what condition. Always buy freshly ground beef from your supermarket or butcher. At least there it is one cow that you are getting it from. See Food Nation.

Prepackaged veggie burgers are disgusting. Eat a fresh salad for christ sake.

Yay for Ataturk!

Umm, where does Tebow say that Trump is full of shit?

Apollo 11 moon landing.

Ok, Elon.

Tesla should not have allowed this new technology into their cars without proper testing. This could kill other people too. So yes, they are ultimately responsible.

Google is probably saying- Glad it was not me.

You made $150 an hour tutoring a student?

Sounds pretty stupid to me.

So Gawker’s last posting was 3:10pm (the links post of 4:13pm does not count) and yours is almost 6 hours later. On a Friday. I tip my hat off to you sir.

This works for me except I can’t read my writing.

Wear Hokas and skip rope landing on your heels.

I gotta defend milk. Milk is awesome!!! And it is natural- how the fuck did we invent it? God gave it to us through cows. Cows want to give it to us- that is what “moo” means: “milk me teets please!” Yo vegetarians- have some milk! Have some in your bitter coffee, have some in your milkshake, have it with your cake,…

And then 9/11.

I fly a lot and yes it is a pain in the ass, but I am very glad we have the TSA. They are needlessly maligned but they provide an essential service. Bravo to them.

Yes.

What the hell is wrong with them?