The show was so short because of all the juice he drank before hand. He had to leave the stage to go use the bathroom.

Well that response seems warranted.

Maybe he’s just an idiot. He’s probably a freshman who thinks it’s really cool that the junior football player in his class talked to him and thinks he’s going to get invited to football team parties now. Because you’re absolutely right: that’s nowhere near enough money. I’d want several hundred dollars for that.

Dude, how lazy are you? A knife is literally the easiest kitchen thing to clean. Cleaning one extra knife takes, at the most, 10 seconds, usually less. You’re probably exerting more effort trying to cut your food with a fork, so you’re not even being efficiently lazy.

The Second Circuit only reheard one case en banc in 2015 and it was a complex Fourth Amendment case involving the government copying electronically-stored information, so it’s pretty unlikely that the court will agree to rehear this case.

Why do sports leagues insist on expanding when their existing teams can’t fill stadiums? The NHL is particularly bad at this. Move the Rays to one of those cities instead.

The plan for the last few years has seemed to build up the farm system while waiting out A-Rod’s, Sabathia’s, and Teixiera’s contracts before making another playoff push. All three will be off the books after next season (Teixiera after this season) and I wouldn’t be surprised if they go after some more big free…

Am I right in interpretting Will’s column as a kinda sorta endorsement of Hillary Clinton (even if only as a lesser of two evils)?

I think they made a mistake by letting this out, but who knows. Depends on if he needs to be told “we believe in you” or if he’s better off being told “you weren’t our the first choice, prove us wrong.” Different people respond to different things. Although I doubt the Cowboys took the time to figure out which one is…

Who the hell is Mel Kiper? I have more credentials than Mel Kiper and I’m a postman.

I wonder how much of consideration was the marijuana and how much was the fear that Goodell might try to suspend their first overall pick for 4 games to start his career.

He already served a 7 game suspension for receiving improper benefits. I guarantee that Ole Miss is going to say that the incident is question is linked to the suspension and the matter has already been resolved.

I thought Tunsil handled himself very well in the interviews he did after the draft. He didn’t lie or try to deny anything. He didn’t get angry or try to blame someone else. He didn’t even seem bitter or upset that he probably lost several million dollars. He admitted it was him, said it was mistake, said he was happy…

Usually I don’t feel bad for someone who uses the “my Twitter was hacked” defense because it’s clearly a lie to cover up that they made a mistake. But in this case, I believe it. No one is a big enough idiot to intentionally sabotage themselves like this. Plus, he was giving an interview while the instagram post was…

Are you really blaming Deadspin for posting this? Someone posted it on Twitter. The NFL teams would have seen it whether or not Deadspin (or ESPN or any other media organization) reposted it.

He didn’t consent to the posting online. That’s what the key thing is here.

Seems like he thought he was in his early 20s, so then either he or the coach adjusted the age by about 6 years. Still a lot, but not completely unbelievable like 12 years. Whether it was the coach knew he was 17 or not, I bet what happened is that someone told him that if he was high school aged, he could get a free…

My guess is that he didn’t think he was 17. He said his mother told him he was born in the early 1990s, so that would make him in his early 20s. That’s still younger than he actually is, but it’s close enough that it’s believable. Then he found out that he could leave a poor country and get an education in Canada if…

I believe that he doesn’t know the year he was born and I believe that his education kept getting interrupted and he didn’t get 12 years in school. Both those things are unfortunately common in some parts of the world. I don’t believe that he thought he was actually 17. He said his mother said he was born between 1990…

“he also took the worst franchise of the four major sports and made them a perennial contender”