Can you do this job from jail too? Because Aaron Hernandez could use a job.

Pelicans are definitely a top 10 NBA name. Regionally significant, unique, moderately fearsome (pelicans dgaf; they will try to eat your face), ends with an “s.” On the other end of the spectrum, Jazz meets none of those factors and every high school conference has a team named “Hawks.”

Zoo and Bombers wouldn’t make sense for a Brooklyn team. Those are both associated with the Bronx (and the Yankees).

I sort of get buying a jersey for other sports even though I wouldn’t do it myself, but I don’t understand why anyone would buy a basketball jersey without sleeves. I guess that’s why the NBA has been experimenting with sleeved jerseys lately.

The chart is based on winning percentage, not championships. The Rangers may not have many championships, but they do have a winning record since they were founded and have only missed the playoffs once since 2005, the year the chart begins.

See, this is why they’re the Best Fans In Baseball. What other fan base has the dedication to do this?

The Giants are usually pretty good too. And the Rangers are at least respectable most of the time.

On one hand, 8 minutes isn’t a huge difference that will increase audiences. To do that, you need to shave at least 30 minutes off a game because that means people can watch a full game and go to bed significantly earlier than they do now.

Why do prison in one state, parole in a second, and probation in a third? It’s like the prosecutors in all three states where charges were brought feel like they need to be able to tell their constituents “he’s being punished in OUR state.”

But then how will people know that I’m a Mark Sanchez fan!

I wonder how much it would cost for a store to buy one of those machines that iron-on (or sew-on) the name plates and jersey numbers. That would them to just have a stock of blank jerseys and add player names later to meet demand.

My guess was that the P came from his middle name and the J was for “junior,” but his middle name is Lamar, so I have no idea.

They were auctioning off a football signed by Sid Luckman too?

Do you know if Walkerton or the county has any laws banning discrimination against sexual orientation? Most of Indiana doesn't, but some areas do. If there are, it's kind of an open legal question of what would happen if a gay couple sued the pizza place for the violating the anti-discrimination law and the pizza…

It’s fine for replays, but I during live plays it’s annoying.

From what I've read, once you hit the button, it won't work again until you get the delivery 2 days later, so even if you hit the button 10 times in a day, you'll only get one delivery. Plus, it sends a notice to your phone and you have some time (an hour?) to cancel it.

SI.com takes up so much screen space on the top and side with bars you can't get rid of.

I've never liked when the next article automatically loads when you reach the bottom of the one you're reading. If you scroll too fast, your article is gone.

Do you expect his unoccupied home to worth only $65 million? Be realistic.

I'm a supporter of the serial comma too, but that sentence is easily reworked without the comma: "I went to church with John Stewart, David Foster Wallace and my siblings." Plus, the serial comma can add confusion too. To use the famous example: "I met with the stripper, JFK, and Stalin" is much clearer as "I met with…