He may get a couple of games at most due to his lack of history with discipline issues.  It was nice to see a catcher get rolled over though, like they used to do.

No, that’s not till the finale. Bran wakes up and stares into a snowglobe, with Winterfell inside it.

Then why would she wait 20 years to hook up with Rob Thomas?

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

So less “All the President’s Men” and more “The Phantom Menace”?

I think this just goes to show that MLB needs to do the sensible thing and scrap the Red Sox.

JFC SHE’S 35??!!!!!

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Concussion Sauce™ fumes are almost as effective as the real thing.

This is such a non-issue. A minor downclock to give you better battery life is perfectly reasonable, and a brilliant solution considering by the time your battery degrades far enough for the downclock to be significant- it’s probably time to replace the phone (3+ years).

Since when does McDonald’s have “malted” milkshakes? Is this a regional thing, like only some McDonalds having grits on the menu?

What? He’s not candid at all, he lies about everything. Constantly.

Anybody who names their album Lust For Life and isn’t Iggy Pop needs to have a word with me.

What irritates me is the “affordable health care” phrase. Obamacare makes insurance available, not healthcare. No doctor or hospital system is lowering prices because of Obamacare.

It’s hockey. Everyone has it coming.

TODAY I LEARNED: drug dealers accept foodstamps

I have two kids. I love my kids.

Maybe they could make up at a bar and Patrick can offer to buy Russell and his crew a round. Not a second round, though.

I heard Daryl Morey was offered DeMarcus Cousins for Clint Capela straight up and Morey actually hung up and called back on FaceTime just so he could laugh in Vlade’s face.