The most nonsensical element in the trailer is the Pink Floyd song.

I placed my order before it sold out, got the confirmation email. Didn’t hear anything about it being ready to pick up, so I logged back into ATT and discovered they cancelled my order. No email notification, just an F.U. cancel.

I placed my order before it sold out, got the confirmation email. Didn’t hear anything about it being ready to pick…

It’s the subterranean Mars-Men (or Women) pushing it back up the hole. Obviously.

Watch the GIF at the top of the story... Charlie Fookin’ Morton, trying to be the adult in the room.

Also, Go Astros!

Nobody has or wants to cook their taco meat like that. Fail.

Who the fook still watches Friends?

The “Great War,” the war of the living against the dead, the existential fight for the survival of life itself, was fought in one location, in one night, over the span of a few hours.

Your readers must be mouth-breathing idiots.

Your readers must be mouth-breathing idiots.

This just means that people are stupid.

Are you asking for volunteers? Reporting for duty.

“How Kamala Harris, a Tweet and a Pink and Green ‘Screech’ Proves We Need More Black Journalists”

Eating CBD is one of the least effective methods of consuming CBD. Vaping or tinctures under the tongue are much more effective.

Eating CBD is one of the least effective methods of consuming CBD. Vaping or tinctures under the tongue are much…

sold out

sold out

Fair warning: these may not work with a bulky case. 

Fair warning: these may not work with a bulky case. 

I fake my own Smokenator with heavy-duty aluminum foil and a wall of bricks. Works pretty well, and is much cheaper.

That was a lot of copy to just say, “he’s making shit up.”

Is it safe?

Something something Stan something something Eminem.

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH RIGHT NOW. DJ Cummerbund is the fookin’ MAN. This is a masterpiece, and all shall bow down.

...a show that was, at least for its first few seasons, about two brothers who practice law together even though only one of them is actually a lawyer.