What if they could trade Paul and somehow lure KD to Houston as well? I mean, can you imagine how many championships a team would win if they had Harden, Westbrook, and Durant?!? It’s hard to even conceive of such a team!

I can’t say what actually went on either since I wasn’t there but you’d think that if the cops had done something to get kicked out other than just existing in the space, that would have been included in the story. 

tRUMP: You are all invited to the White House, win or lose!

Nah, it doesn’t. But nice try. 

Ugh I hate agreeing with the types of people who boycott Nike because they hired a person who was protesting police violence but this sounds like someone being a little too “woke”.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

I think I need to go back to driving school because I don't know how to pay the fuck out of attention.

Is Strop’s point here that he threw 3 balls in a row, and so by trying to not groove a home run pitch to Puig, everyone’s just supposed to shrug and give him the leeway to hurl a potentially bone-breaking hardball WAAAY inside, fuck up (OOPS tee hee), and hit the batter? What am I missing here? Why is Puig stupid for…

Callaway doesn’t seem mellow. He seems like a bit of a touchhole, tbh.

Pretty surprising that something like this is still happening with youtube, all of the recruiting services, recruiting message boards, etc. Usually a player was unknown/lightly recruited it is due to them being a late bloomer. Good for him and Murray State though.

Yeah it’s too bad he died. 

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Really? I’m going with all-fault. 

If you're only 30% sure that the Burneko article was satire, then perhaps you're not qualified to make assessments of anyone's opinions?

KD’s injury sounds really bad, but not as bad as the song James Dolan is going to write about it. 

Well, based on the certainty that there is no justice in the world, no order in the Universe, and that we are in the worst timeline, ...

Hey, you asshole Bruin fan. That seems redundant. Your team has been thugs and dickheads for years. Pulling out the “it’s too wough out here, pwease call things” gets no fucking air from most of us.

You have Brad Marchand on your team and trying to talk shit about someone else being cheap? That’s adorable.

How’d you get the beer out of your camo bruins jersey after game 5?

PS: Laura, you should also reach out to those beat reporters and ask them why they tried so hard to avoid doing their jobs and protected Stevens after he did what he did. I’d love to read their answers — I mean excuses.