Its a good thing you predicted it ahead of time because that means it’s not true.

Steven Jones on Dan Snyder reminds me of the time then-Knicks GM Isaiah Thomas traded real assets for the corpse of Steve Francis and his terrible contract. After the very next Heat game Pat Riley couldn’t stop gushing about what a good trade it was for the Knicks.

Are you new to Deadspin?

Yes if you like wasting one of the first picks of the third round.

Corporations that have a huge vested interest in their employees being found innocent, conducting their own investigations on their employees. When did it become a thing that anyone remotely cared what they had to say about their findings?

Counterpoint: becoming a head coach in the NFL is the pantheon of the football coaching profession. All the coaches in the league are trying to get there and most of them won’t. And if you count his stint as the interim HC of the Raiders, he’s done it twice. Pretty much nobody gets to do it three times. He’s been…

So no response from John Olerud’s Helmet on this one? What the fuck man!?

Why doesn’t this article end with the “Know anything? Drop us a line at tips@deadspin.com,”?

So like, anything can be an article basically?

FILED TO: HONEYMOON IDEAS WHEN YOU ALREADY WANT A DIVORCE ^

Props to the announcer’s attempt at making “just to the right of him” the new “Juuuuust a bit outside!”

Also, Mexico is not paying for that FUCKING John Wall.

If this guy called my team’s games I would never listen to a broadcast again. It’s well documented that he enabled his son and cared more about the Remy reputation than the welfare of others. He put everyone in danger making sure his POS son walked free. He should be replaced. There’s literally thousands of great…

It’s time for David Roth to copy and paste your comment, add it to his column, delete your comment, and ban you on Kinja.

It’s a one year deal with a team option. Did the Knicks become the new Cardinals around here?

So why draft a goalie in the first round?

Where would we be without yahoo’s advice?

There’s still time.

The idea that you would spend the money, time and life-risking it took to get to the highest point in the world and just, ya know, not even take a picture is something that needs explaining.