Or they could have just never signed Robinson Cano.

Came to be outraged. Left to download the Papa John’s app to take advantage of your ad juuuust to the left and bottom of this article for Papa’s $7.99 2-topping pizza (Carry-out only, Use code: PICKITUP).

Saw the screen grab and was excited to see how you were going to make fun of this surfboard.

Saw the screen grab and was excited to see how you were going to make fun of this surfboard.

+1 Grey dick

The eastern conference is crap and yet somehow the first four picks in this draft went to western conference teams. It’s only getting worse!

This would never have happened if Bryan Colangelo still ran this team. Also, the GM’s collars would have looked a lot better. Bryan’s decisions were always right. Everybody needs to get a new slant!

That’s not what he meant!

Oh I get it! Now everyone is logging on with their burner accounts for this story. Hey Bill, the hanging-off-every-Boston-team’s-nuts thing looked a lot less like bandwagon BS when the teams were always losing. Otherwise LOVE your work!

It may be the worst field in Bachelorette history, but if I were Sean McVay I would be ok with the situation.

These officials are clowns. End of story.

In the words of Drew Magary, you don’t get to do that anymore.

As punishment all the civil service people who F’d this will now be relocated from Hawaii to St. Louis.

The Handlot

Past success really has nothing to do with the argument that THIS YEAR Green Bay watched their team’s playoff chances, which were solid before the Rodgers injury, sink like the Titanic.

I like the sounds of a brown hole.

I’ve been wondering something. So Jeter starts The Players Tribune as a place where athletes have their own voice and are free from media/owner-driven narratives.

I would respectfully say the next headline about this story needs to be something like “Investigation into Panthers owner to be overseen by co-owner” because obviously this is going to be a fair investigation.

What the hell does 25 grand worth of Bourbon look like??

“...there’s nothing truly unethical about the Braves sneaking some too-high signing bonuses through the system.”