This makes me legitimately sad. Sager’s one of the most joyous personalities in sports, and that’s just not the crazy suits talking. He and Popovich spun gold on those sideline interviews on a weekly basis for years. He is a rare figure in sports media who is just about universally beloved, which tells you what kind…

Kobe spoke to the 2 players as well. He gave them the number of a good jeweler.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

For the last time, dudes: Stop trying to get women’s numbers at the gym!

Ah yes, ATPDDICBDWB (attempting to pursue due diligence in consummating business deal while black)

“Ha! I’ve seen worse!”

Has there been any insight into why she does so well with African American voters given her spotty history regarding their interests? It seems so bizarre to the point of being baffling.

Too bad Stevens went to DePauw

Well in NBC’s defense, I don’t think there has been enough coverage on this election. Who’s even running? I wouldn’t know. I mean, an analysis of a poignant and provocative music video? Nah, give me more Trump.

Russia constantly seems slightly fictional

She's definitely not the first Jackie to be familiar with brutal head shots.

What depreciates more quickly, a car when you drive it off the lot or a 30-year-old slugger coming off a career year with a huge contract?

So the one yesterday had limited range, the one today has lots of power but is unreliable. Who says cars and their owners aren’t alike?

Oh man. I bet he has the biggest penis.

This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

Kenny Powers would ride the shit out of one of those bad boys...

Yeah but Bartolo showed up in one of these, bitches . . .

Those things have excellent resale value, it’s basically a Mets-approved investment plan.

Not really. You don’t massively dehydrate yourself to drop 40 pounds of weight before you shovel your driveway or chop wood. Since that’s the dehyrdration at the root of all of this, it’s not really applicable to general physical exertion outside of MMA (or other combat sports with a history of weight-cutting).