You aren’t in the minority. That’s a big part of the reason why Dwight is still in Houston.

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

Fixed.

I did the same thing. I took the coolest thing I did when I was 20 years old and then got a tattoo to commemorate the event.

It’ll also bring in a bunch of people from Grantland.

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

Yeah. No one is excited. Because the last Bill Simmons-ran website was so shitty. At least that’s what Deadspin tells me and my opinion is always Deadspin’s.

Get Zach Lowe the hell out of ESPN.

Scalia’s view on Roe v. Wade was that it should be overturned, because our founding fathers didn’t go around having abortions.

I want Rachel Dratch as Debbie Downer to play Ted Cruz on snl soooo badly.

A Supreme Court justice, ideally, is not a Democrat or a Republican but rather someone who can impartially evaluate complicated legal issues irrespective of politics.

Cruz argues that it would be a disservice to the American people to allow a lame duck president appoint Scalia’s replacement, drawing on that nonexistent lame duck clause to which Warren refers in her post

“I love the Constitution! Except when it doesn’t say what I want it to say. Then I just start making shit up.”

“That’s exactly what I’ve been telling the league for 20 years!”

Five children left behind. Fuck, man. FUCK. All because of what? Some woman was stupid enough to drive with her dog in her lap?

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Not one fucking mention of Flint. An entire American city is being poisoned to death, but because a GOP governor could be to blame we should just talk about football.

“What are the odds?! No, seriously, what are the odds?” - Joseph Randle